
It's hard to decide if Figure Skating or Race Walking is the most absurd "sport" in the Olympics.
Two Winter Olympics ago a figure skating commentator claimed that a skater didn't get a medal because her costume "wasn't up to snuff" (and let's not forget the adulterous French judge that was bribed for good scores at the same Olympics). Oh, and a major factor in race walking in the present Olympics is "trash talking" to your competitors to get them "off their game" (with that assessment, the best race walkers in the world should be Teamsters, of course we are paid by the hour not per km). Are these people fucking serious???? Since the virtual elimination of the compulsory figures in skating, skill is no longer a factor in scoring. The compulsories were accurate assessments of a skaters skill on ice (67% of scoring). Now the "costumes" are more important than skill (maybe the skaters should get my ex-GF to make their costumes, she made Ms. Jackson's Superbowl tit exposing costume). Racewalkers get to "run" 3+ times per event (no limit on the distance, damn, they call the warnings "paddles", lame BDSM mofos). The commentary on tonight's 20K race is the most inane BS I have ever heard. These idiots are the plastic pen pocket nerds that have found a niche that any real athlete would never go (hence no one is there to kick their asses). Too bad they still won't get any "chicks" that find their "trash talking" sexy (is that the reason their "hand action" is so exaggerated?). OMG! The Russian pen pocket nerd has entered the stadium first (assuming he won't get another "paddle" according to the commentators, are they privy to something we don't know?). Oh the Ecuadorian (the powerhouse country in race walking) dude comes in second. And Sponge Bob Square Pants gets the Bronze. Sorry, Kenny DNF'ed when he was killed in the 12th kilometer by some nerd from Boznia-Herzegovina (who only got two "paddles" for the offense).